Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
calling your friends like
IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK
i have this crazy urge to text you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.